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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Check your tickets! Winning MegaMillions ticket sold in Ohio - WHIO TV

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Men are more likely than women to die of broken heart syndrome, study finds - CNN

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Galaxy Watch could automatically lock your phone when it's left behind - SamMobile

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Crypto Bros Celebrate Themselves at Bitcoin’s Most MAGA Convention Yet - Rolling Stone

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

'I’m Going Back Out': Jake Knapp Wills His Way Into UNC Postseason History - 247Sports

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Stocks Rise as Oil Fades and Fed Bets Sink Yields: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

No way